Couple of favorite NDN jokes
What do you get when you cross a Chickasaw, a Pottowottomie, and a Paiute?
How can you tell the difference between a regular dog and a rez dog?
Stick them both in the oven at 350 degrees for half an hour.
The regular dog will come out moist and tender.
The rez dog will come out in a towel and say: “That was a good sweat!”
What’s a mile long and four feet high?
A Hopi Grand Entry.
The old NDN man was in his deathbed. He only had hours left to live when he smelled the delicious aroma of fry-bread. He loved fry-bread more than anything else in the world! So with his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed and dragged himself down to the kitchen.
There he saw his beautiful, loving wife, kneading the dough for another batch. As he reached over for one of the warm breads, he got smacked across the hand with his wife’s wooden spoon.
“Leave those alone!” she said “”Those are for the funeral!”
I LOVE cats, and I LOVE books…what could be better?
Muppet Show favorites
Bohemian Rhapsody – The Muppets
Rita Moreno and Animal
Raquel Welch & Miss Piggy
Debbie Harry & Kermie
Paul Simon & The Electric Mayhem
Loretta Swift & Thog
Cepillin~ Happy Birthday
What Star Trek Species Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com You scored as VulcanYou Are Vulcan, You prefer to be alone and learn. You rarely show people what you are feeling. You understand that things take time. Safety is something that usally passes your mind, but you don’t always follow it
|What kind of Pagan are you?
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|You scored as Shamanic PaganA shamanic pagan’s roots are generally found in Native American faith. A true love and respect for the earth and all that it yields is central to their faith. Wisdom is most often found in spirit guides or totems, who can be animals, ancestors, or spirits. Pagans who follow this path tend to be far more aware of the delicate web that interweaves the lives of every person and thus move within that web accordingly. They’re usually deeply insightful, friendly, loving people and excellent friends and parents. Mysterious and strong, as well, they are often the protectors of their friends and family as well as the moral compass for their friends and loved ones.
What kind of ‘witch’ are you?
You are a fiery witch. Your charisma and sensual beauty draw many to you. You are creative and full of vitality and inspiration. Never one to blend in, you’re appearance is bold, bright and..er.. fiery You draw your power from fire and may be a bit of a pyro.. for pretty sented candles at least.
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|I am a
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious.
That’s because you’re good at going with the flow – but you also are deep.Highly intuitive, you tune in to people’s emotions and moods easily.
You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.You prefer a smooth, harmonious life – but you can navigate your way around waves.
You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.
Your fairy is called Berry Goblinglitter
She is a bringer of riches and wealth.
She lives in fruit orchards and vineyards.
She is only seen in the light of a shooting star.
She wears red, cerise and purple berry colours. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.
You are 80% Scorpio
You are The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success
The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Greed: 60%Wrath: 60%Sloth: 40%Envy: 20%Gluttony: 20%Lust: 20%Pride: 0%Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 31%You will die loved and feared by many. And you’ll be buried in a tomb.